So, I ws 15 yars old and never kissed a girl (yeah smart ass, I know I was old for that, EVERYONE remembered me about it, by the way when I was around 5 I kissed the butt of one of my sister's friend, with the permission of the girl, not my sister you sick, but t's another story).
I was therer, 15 years old and a kissing virgin. At this time I use to drink a lot of vodka and pinga (brazilian strong and transparent drink, just like vodka but even more dangerous) and got drunk all the time, one night I took a bet with Hanson (we called him this way because he looks just like onde of the Hanson Brothers, but uglyer). At this night we was tring to help some guy, Michel I think, Henson's friend to get a girl, to be more specific, the girl was interested in this guy and I thought he's gay, TOTALY GAY I think, than we talked o the girl, she dindt get the faggot and hanson bet he can get her that night. He lost so THUSDAY AFTERNOON he brought me a Velho Barreiro pinga bottle and we drink, I dindt kiss the girl neither but she is a friend of a friend, so...